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I’m So Tired

July 18th, 2006 | 3 Comments

(Band plays opening notes, all the students stand with arms over head, forming an O).

All students sing: OOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOO!
Sections L, M, N, P: Sucks! (points at section O)
Section O: Fuck you! (flip off other sections)
Sections L, M, N, P: Eat shit! (points at section O)
Repeat for duration of song…

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Pick Two

July 6th, 2006 | No Comments

This entry was originally posted on November 11, 2003.

You know what they say…study, socialize, sleep. Pick two.

I’ve been trying to do all three this semester, and it hasn’t really worked all that well. In reality, I’ve just rotated which two I pick.

The first couple weeks, it was study, sleep.

Then it became socialize, sleep.

Then it was study, socialize.

Now it’s back to socialize, sleep.

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Statement of Opposition to the War in Iraq

July 2nd, 2006 | No Comments

I oppose this war because the Bush administration’s actions leading up to the outbreak of war have been hypocritical and in direct violation of the very principles that Americans are supposed to cherish and defend. The international community recognizes this and now looks upon the United States with suspicion, distrust, and dislike. Where less than two years ago, the world almost universally gave the United States admiration, sympathy, and support, the President has squandered the international regard for our country and its people and succeeded in embarrassing us on a global stage. We are now seen by many as a loose cannon that is supported by the barest number of allies.

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