"Fresh" "Lemon" Scent

June 11th, 2007 | View Comments

Ahh, the joys of having an office with a window. To the outside.

Both our office windows are open as wide as they go right now because we are being flooded with “fresh” “lemon” scent through the vents. Somebody, somewhere, is…cleaning aggressively? I don’t know. I hope it’s not related to the asbestos removal going on downstairs. The staff have told us that it’s not toxic and that if it bothers us, we should go somewhere else. Thanks!

It makes me wonder who on earth decided that lemon-scented cleaning products smelled anything like fresh lemons. Rather, it smells like a radioactive mutant lemon army intent on malevolent world domination.