Democratic Presidential Primary Yada Yada Yada

March 27th, 2008 | No Comments

The political ads have started airing in Pennsylvania, even though the (closed) primary is still a month away.

Just in time for me to officially be tired of primary season. The longer people wrangle about whether or not Clinton landed amidst sniper fire or whether or not Obama’s pastor is an America-hating racist, the more I am reminded of this.

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The Democratic Presidential Primary is Clearly All About Me

February 19th, 2008 | No Comments

Wisconsin, Ohio, Texas, Pennsylvania.

Also known as Hillary Clinton’s list of “must-win” states.

Also known as the list of states I’ve lived in (but not in that order).

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Single-Issue Voter

February 8th, 2008 | 1 Comment

Super Duper Fat Tuesday has come and gone. On the right, we have Presumed Nominee McCain. On the left, we have deadlock. My state’s primary is actually going to matter! Yay!

I’ve already declared that I’m not voting for Clinton because political dynasties suck, but I’m going to give her a shot to win me back.

Lift the liquids ban.

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